My doctor's not only good, he's funny.

I wasn't feeling so good when I went in today, felt kind of beaten up from the inside out. So I figured my numbers might be down. "Lighten up, Francis", was all I thought.

The doctor came in, opened my files and gasped. "What" is all I could say. He looked at me over his glasses and said, "Those are some beautiful counts, so whatever you're doing, keep doing it." I laughed and said, "Well, red wine it is then!" and then I slapped his arm and told him NOT to do EVER do that to me again.

Thanks, folks, don't forget to tip your waitresses, and drive safely.


today's platelet count: 275k
long-term goal: 315k